Je sais qu'elle est en anglais mais bon je suis pas bon traducteur et je la trouvais bonne
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks
past and looks up and says to the
monkey "hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "smoking a
joint, come up and have some." So
the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they
have a few joints. After a while the lizard
says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the
river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans
too far over and falls into the river.
> A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and
helps him to the side, then asks the lizard,
"what's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the
crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint
with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell
into the river while taking a drink. The
crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the
jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is
sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey
you!"
> The Monkey looks down and says "fuuuuuuck dude.......how
much water did you drink?!!"